A car requires a few things: a motor, a steering wheel, and, naturally, tires. Try to drive a car without one of these things, and you’re not likely to get very far — especially if you cross paths with the police.

In this video, a woman can be seen driving without any tires. Needless to say, it should have been clear to her that something was amiss; a car without tires handles pretty differently than one with them, and that isn’t even mentioning the horrible screeches that a car makes when one tries to drive on the metal frames.

Speaking of horrible screeches, the woman is eventually pulled over by police, and boy oh boy does she put up a fight.

The video goes from her indignantly refusing to get out of the car, to her calling the cops a “bullshit,” to her letting out several calls that are sure to wake up any animal in a five-mile radius. At one point, the cop refers to the woman as a “white female” — to which she responds, “You’re goddamn right!”

By the end of the video, she simply devolves into repeatedly shouting “Abusing meaaaah!” while several very tired cops wait for her to get tuckered out.

I have questions. Sure, she appears to be drunk, but that doesn’t answer how she managed to lose her tires in the process of cracking open a couple cold ones. Speaking personally, I’ve lost many things while drunk, but never the tires off of my car. Then again, this video was taken in Florida, so anything is possible.

According to the end of the video, her case hasn’t been completed yet, but she’s pleading not guilty. Also, she’s a teacher — at least now we know where she learned to scream so well!